StephanieAMiller: Has just logged on at 8:45 AM
SuperAwesomeSarah: THERE YOU ARE!!!! Took you long enough tell me everything about your mystery man!
StephanieAMiller: quit yelling!!
SuperAwesomeSarah: I’m not yelling… I’m just excited and you should have really gotten hear earlier then you could have had a lovely bagel and 3 diet cokes by now and be on the road to recovery.
StephanieAMiller: Whatever! And there was no man in my bed.
SuperAwesomeSarah: What??? BOOOOOOOOO….Stephie I only say this because I’m your friend. How do you expect to meet a suitable boyfriend if you don’t hook up with as many men as possible?
StephanieAMiller: Oh yes Sarah that’s exactly the way to meet a man
SuperAwesomeSarah: it worked for me. I had to canoodle with a lot of losers before I got my hubby.
StephanieAMiller: can we move on from this topic and just discuss this giant bruise on my head and the $94 bar tab in my wallet?
SuperAwesomeSarah: wait $94????? It was 50 cent vodka drinks last night how did you spend $94?? Maybe that would explain the hangovers.
StephanieAMiller: How did “I” spend $94 you mean how did WE spend $94. You kept putting drinks on my tab all night and there’s an order of cheese fries on here I’m guessing you had something to do with that.
SuperAwesomeSarah: Oh yeah that’s right I didn’t bring my credit card last night because I thought “If I take $10 to the bar with 50 cent drinks I will have more than enough money”. Lay off me Steph you know that math has never been my strong point!
StephanieAMiller: I know I know Sarah what did you use to say in High School when you wanted to cheat off me in math class?? “Steph just let me see your answers God gave me boobs in lieu of math skills.” Some days I wonder why I still hang out with you
SuperAwesomeSarah: Obvi because I’m a good time. What other friend can you run up a $94 tab with on 50 cent drink night??? NO ONE!!! You are stuck with me for life.. And I still believe God gave me boobs because he forgot to give me other life skills.
StephanieAMiller: Moving on..Wait I just found something else in my purse
SuperAwesomeSarah: Cheese fries???
StephanieAMiller: Would you focus for a second Sarah?!?!? You have the attention span of a squirrel.
SuperAwesomeSarah: awww squirrels are sooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee
StephanieAMiller: FOCUS!!!
SuperAwesomeSarah: oh yes sorry ok something in your purse that isn’t a cheese fry or a squirrel.. hmmm sneakers??
StephanieAMiller: rolling eyes..NO a guys information!!!
SuperAwesomeSarah: OH YAH!!!! See I told you that you were going to find a man at a bar… give me his information so I can facebook stalk him.
StephanieAMiller: It’s on the back of my business card it says “Call John Smith for a date”
SuperAwesomeSarah: wait on your business card??? I thought you were suppose to get his business card? Were you handing out your damn business cards to everyone again?? You have the weirdest drunk habits ever!
StephanieAMiller: Yes I do recall giving away about 55 business cards last night and Sarah it’s not a “drunk habit” it’s called networking and you would know that if you cared about work.
SuperAwesomeSarah: ok well what’s his number I’m going use my investigative skills and check out his bank account.. I mean see if he’s cute.
StephanieAMiller: There’s no number Sarah.
SuperAwesomeSarah: Steph I know you lack “game” but you didn’t even get his number how the hell are we supposed to find your future ex boyfriend if you didn’t even get a number???
StephanieAMiller: I donno it must have been all those vodka drinks I don’t really remember anything.
SuperAwesomeSarah: Well I remember dancing our asses off to the new Rihanna song.. I remember doing shots with some men we met from Russia.. maybe he was from Russia??
StephanieAMiller: DOES JOHN SMITH SOUND RUSSIAN TO YOU??
SuperAwesomeSarah: ok so maybe he wasn’t Russian… hmm calm down I’m thinking… ohhhhhhhhh I remember those cheese fries they were soooooooooo good until oh wait yep I remember throwing up in the bathroom.
StephanieAMiller: SARAH we are trying to remember MY night not YOUR night!!
SuperAwesomeSarah: ok ok.. geez I forgot how grumpy you get when you are hung over.. WAIT I got it.. I remember you dancing with a guy in an orange polo and you were laughing like wild hyena.
StephanieAMiller: That’s right the guys name was John and he was wearing an orange polo.
SuperAwesomeSarah: yes we established that already and you say I’m the one with the attention span of a squirrel.
StephanieAMiller: whatever.. Anyway I remember meeting John and we were talking about cars and power tools..
SuperAwesomeSarah: Gawlee only you would talk about cars and power tools Steph.
StephanieAMiller: and he was telling me that he never met a girl like me and we were laughing so hard we bumped heads and that’s where the bruise came from. P.S. S “gawlee” is not a word it’s spelled golly and said like Holly. You sound like a country fried southern belle right now.
SuperAwesomeSarah: ooohh you are so sassy today but thanks for the compliment!!! Now that you’ve met Mr. Right how are we going to find him?? Go back out for 50 cent vodka drinks?? I think it’s the only way!
StephanieAMiller: NO my credit card can’t handle that again. You are the one that has “other life skills” so you tell me how to find him!
SuperAwesomeSarah: hmm let me think about it and get back to you it’s time for my lunch break and you know how I get if I’m late J
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