SuperAwesomeSarah: 911 EMERGENCY!!!!!!!

StephanieAMiller: OMG What???

SuperAwesomeSarah: I need you to call in a bomb threat to my work ASAP!!

StephanieAMiller: WOAH WOAH… don’t say “BT” on the work network you are going to get us fired!! What is your problem?

SuperAwesomeSarah: OMG OMG OMG today is so bad I can’t be at work anymore I need you to get me out of here.

StephanieAMiller: What happened??

SuperAwesomeSarah: Totally end of the world kind of stuff.. first off I couldn’t find my parking pass today to get into the garage and I had to pay $20 to park my car for work. TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS!!! I mean I don’t even like going to work and now I have to pay to be here??? Not to mention that $20 is enough for happy hour!!! Then when I was walking to work a homeless man hit on me.. like really Mister your homeless and hitting on me?? How bad do I look today???

StephanieAMiller: hahahahahahaahahhaha really Sarah???

SuperAwesomeSarah: stop laughing that isn’t even the worst part of my day… I get to work and I’m so stressed about the parking situation that I sent out the wrong invite to 1,300 people and my boss yelled at me and then I went to the bathroom and there’s a new soap dispenser and apparently it SHOOTS white soap. I got 3 giant shots on my black pants near my va-jay-jay and you know exactly what it looks like.

StephanieAMiller: hahahaahahahahahahaaa

SuperAwesomeSarah: STOP IT THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

StephanieAMiller: Sarah your “serious” is not the end of the world.. there are people much worse off than you. Here’s what you do… go to the bathroom clean your pants, take a deep breath, tell your boss you are so sorry for your mistake you will correct it no problem, wait until lunch and I will go with you to the garage to find your parking pass.. and realize you are so hot even homeless men can’t take their eyes off you!!

SuperAwesomeSarah: You know Steph normally you have the best advice but today you are just off the mark..

StephanieAMiller: Fine Sarah then what do you suggest?

SuperAwesomeSarah: I’m going into my bosses office to tell him “look I f’d up and it’s probably because I’m on my period and I had to pay $20 to come to this prison and serve my time so I’m taking the afternoon off (paid that is).” Then I’m heading to the bar.

StephanieAMiller: oh That’s a perfect idea… are you trying to lose your job?? Do you know what the economy is like and how hard it is to get a job like you have?

SuperAwesomeSarah: Stop being lame and meet me at the bar!!

StephanieAMiller: You’re leaving work and going to the bar because you’ve had a “horrible morning?” Is that how grown up solve problems?

SuperAwesomeSarah: Yes it’s the only logical solution I can think of..And YES that’s how adults solve problems. If they wanted children to solve problems at bars they would lower the drinking age. Now quit complaining and meet me at the bar for lunch.  

StephanieAMiller: No you are not going to guilt me into going to the bar at noon!!!

SuperAwesomeSarah: Why I bet “John Smith” does business lunches at the bar you might get his number this time.

StephanieAMiller: FINE but this is the last time that we are day drinking during office hours and you better hope that John Smith is there!

StephanieAMiller: Has just logged on at 8:45 AM

SuperAwesomeSarah: THERE YOU ARE!!!! Took you long enough tell me everything about your mystery man!

StephanieAMiller: quit yelling!!

SuperAwesomeSarah: I’m not yelling… I’m just excited and you should have really gotten hear earlier then you could have had a lovely bagel and 3 diet cokes by now and be on the road to recovery.  

StephanieAMiller: Whatever! And there was no man in my bed.

SuperAwesomeSarah: What??? BOOOOOOOOO….Stephie I only say this because I’m your friend. How do you expect to meet a suitable boyfriend if you don’t hook up with as many men as possible?

StephanieAMiller:  Oh yes Sarah that’s exactly the way to meet a man

SuperAwesomeSarah: it worked for me. I had to canoodle with a lot of losers before I got my hubby.

StephanieAMiller:  can we move on from this topic and just discuss this giant bruise on my head and the $94 bar tab in my wallet?

SuperAwesomeSarah: wait $94????? It was 50 cent vodka drinks last night how did you spend $94?? Maybe that would explain the hangovers.

StephanieAMiller: How did “I” spend $94 you mean how did WE spend $94. You kept putting drinks on my tab all night and there’s an order of cheese fries on here I’m guessing you had something to do with that.

SuperAwesomeSarah: Oh yeah that’s right I didn’t bring my credit card last night because I thought “If I take $10 to the bar with 50 cent drinks I will have more than enough money”. Lay off me Steph you know that math has never been my strong point!  

StephanieAMiller: I know I know Sarah what did you use to say in High School when you wanted to cheat off me in math class?? “Steph just let me see your answers God gave me boobs in lieu of math skills.” Some days I wonder why I still hang out with you

SuperAwesomeSarah: Obvi because I’m a good time. What other friend can you run up a $94 tab with on 50 cent drink night??? NO ONE!!! You are stuck with me for life.. And I still believe God gave me boobs because he forgot to give me other life skills.

StephanieAMiller: Moving on..Wait I just found something else in my purse

SuperAwesomeSarah: Cheese fries???

StephanieAMiller: Would you focus for a second Sarah?!?!? You have the attention span of a squirrel.

SuperAwesomeSarah: awww squirrels are sooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee

StephanieAMiller: FOCUS!!!

SuperAwesomeSarah: oh yes sorry ok something in your purse that isn’t a cheese fry or a squirrel.. hmmm sneakers??

StephanieAMiller: rolling eyes..NO a guys information!!!

SuperAwesomeSarah: OH YAH!!!! See I told you that you were going to find a man at a bar… give me his information so I can facebook stalk him.

StephanieAMiller: It’s on the back of my business card it says “Call John Smith for a date”

SuperAwesomeSarah: wait on your business card??? I thought you were suppose to get his business card? Were you handing out your damn business cards to everyone again?? You have the weirdest drunk habits ever!

StephanieAMiller:  Yes I do recall giving away about 55 business cards last night and Sarah it’s not a “drunk habit” it’s called networking and you would know that if you cared about work.

SuperAwesomeSarah: ok well what’s his number I’m going use my investigative skills and check out his bank account.. I mean see if he’s cute.

StephanieAMiller: There’s no number Sarah.

SuperAwesomeSarah: Steph I know you lack “game” but you didn’t even get his number how the hell are we supposed to find your future ex boyfriend if you didn’t even get a number???

StephanieAMiller: I donno it must have been all those vodka drinks I don’t really remember anything.

SuperAwesomeSarah: Well I remember dancing our asses off to the new Rihanna song.. I remember doing shots with some men we met from Russia.. maybe he was from Russia??

StephanieAMiller: DOES JOHN SMITH SOUND RUSSIAN TO YOU??

SuperAwesomeSarah: ok so maybe he wasn’t Russian… hmm calm down I’m thinking… ohhhhhhhhh I remember those cheese fries they were soooooooooo good until oh wait yep I remember throwing up in the bathroom.

StephanieAMiller: SARAH we are trying to remember MY night not YOUR night!!

SuperAwesomeSarah: ok ok.. geez I forgot how grumpy you get when you are hung over.. WAIT I got it.. I remember you dancing with a guy in an orange polo and you were laughing like wild hyena.

StephanieAMiller: That’s right the guys name was John and he was wearing an orange polo.

SuperAwesomeSarah: yes we established that already and you say I’m the one with the attention span of a squirrel.

StephanieAMiller: whatever.. Anyway I remember meeting John and we were talking about cars and power tools..

SuperAwesomeSarah:  Gawlee only you would talk about cars and power tools Steph.

StephanieAMiller: and he was telling me that he never met a girl like me and we were laughing so hard we bumped heads and that’s where the bruise came from. P.S. S “gawlee” is not a word it’s spelled golly and said like Holly. You sound like a country fried southern belle right now.

SuperAwesomeSarah: ooohh you are so sassy today but thanks for the compliment!!! Now that you’ve met Mr. Right how are we going to find him?? Go back out for 50 cent vodka drinks?? I think it’s the only way!

StephanieAMiller: NO my credit card can’t handle that again. You are the one that has “other life skills” so you tell me how to find him!

SuperAwesomeSarah: hmm let me think about it and get back to you it’s time for my lunch break and you know how I get if I’m late J

And so it begins....

What's Really in a Name?

SuperAwesomeSarah: Steph I really think we should start a blog about the crazy things that happen to us on a daily basis.
StephanieAMiller: Why is that Sarah? Let me guess you don’t have enough to do during your 8 hour work day?
SuperAwesomeSarah: Well I mean I am pretty busy at work but I can probably set aside a good 7 hours a day.
StephanieAMiller: UMMM what are you doing with that other hour of your day… taking a lunch break? When are you going to get your life together??
SuperAwesomeSarah: You do realize I’m rolling my eyes at you right now …
StephanieAMiller: You do realize I am right don’t you?
SuperAwesomeSarah: Whatever.. back to this blog thing.. we need to start a blog and come up with a great name. But I’m obviously picking the name because I’m def better at it.
StephanieAMiller: What do you mean “def better at it.”
SuperAwesomeSarah:  please refer to my chat name… “Ms.StephanieAMiller” Could you not come up with something better than your full name???
StephanieAMiller: Oh yes Sarah your “SuperAwesomeSarah” is soooooooooo much better.
SuperAwesomeSarah: EXCUSE ME but on CSI they say when picking your screen name you have to describe yourself without giving too much information.  You know Super and Awesome are the best words to describe me without letting someone know enough information to pull up my police report. You might as well give some serial killer your address and perfect times to come murder you with your screen name!!!! I’m just saying when you get killed and I have to identify your body there better be a hot cop there to console me!!!
StephanieAMiller: I thought you promised to stop watching those CSI shows after you were convinced you had a stalker.
SuperAwesomeSarah: I did but there just happened to be a marathon on during Sunday and you know how that goes. Anyway can we please get back to this blog situation!!
StephanieAMiller: Ok FINE Sarah we can start a blog but we have to agree on a good name. I suggest the following: “he’s with me” “life of the party” “text trauma” “g chat chronicles”
SuperAwesomeSarah: yeah umm how about “we should be working”  “Spotlight stealers” “Party whores”
StephanieAMiller: hmm I feel like we aren’t on the same page here…  Let’s sit and do some serious thinking
Last text sent at 9:40am
SuperAwesomeSarah: Ok I’ve had plenty of time to think and I’m not coming up with anything.
Last text sent at 9:42am

StephanieAMiller: G chat really needs to make an eye roll feature.

SuperAwesomeSarah: That doesn’t sound like a good blog name.

StephanieAMiller: OMG… guess what

SuperAwesomeSarah: WHAT??? You are bringing me a snack????

StephanieAMiller: NO Sarah that’s the name of the blog.. haha

SuperAwesomeSarah: OMG totally love it!!!! Our blog is born!!  Maybe you aren’t so bad at this name thing…Now what about the whole snack thing???

StephanieAMiller: You and snacks... come on... i’m actually over here doing work and you want snacks... between the two of us, you’re the one that can cook, i’m the one that eats whatever you bring me... you can walk to my work and raid the snack drawer but it’s certainly not as exciting as your shoe shelf or your alcohol drawer at your work... just sayin’.

SuperAwesomeSarah: I downsized the shoe shelf at work, so its really not exciting and the alcohol, well that’s only for special occasions.  I just want a diet coke and some cheese balls... is that too much to ask?

StephanieAMiller: Yea yea yea, downsized, i dont know if that’s in your vocabulary.  You have a bedroom and two closets, oh wait, 3 closets including that crazy closet you made, full of clothes.... ok ok, before you comment on my “changing room” and all my clothes, let me just say, i have like ⅓ the shoes you do... and ummm, the majority of my clothes are tees and hoodies... so that doesnt count. and about the snack... just come here and get cheese balls... goodness gracious.

SuperAwesomeSarah: Fine I will come get cheeseballs but you need to post this damn blog because I don’t know when I’m going to find anytime to do it since I have to walk the entire block and a half for my snack!

SuperAwesomeSarah: IS AWAY